I would like to tell you that I do not have a petty bone in my body, and that it does not matter to me whether or not the Yankees or Phillies win in the playoffs.
I would also like to tell you that I do not take satisfaction in seeing the look of shock on Yankee and Philly fans’ faces as they realize that they just got bounced from the playoffs in the divisional round…at home.
The reality is my friends, I am not bigger than that. I do possess a petty bone in my body, and I received a small amount of satisfaction witnessing the shock on our rival fans faces.
So follow the advice I received from Tom in a text last night,