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Dear Alex

July 2, 2011

“I think I just touched a little bit of his sleeve.”

- Alex Rodriguez

Dear Alex,

No, you didn’t.

As if we needed something to solidify your place as the most insufferable athlete on the planet, your painfully false word vomit reinforces why so many people loathe you. It’s not because you’re talented. It’s because you’re an asshole. Look, the replay clearly dictates that you tagged the air. In the day and age of replay seen from 8 million camera angles it’s shocking to me that you think something like this, “the screaming pop up” or “the swat” isn’t going to be seen for what it truly is; just another amazing act of douchebaggery.

Go read your entry on Dickipedia.

Sincerely,

Everyone Including Your Teammates

 


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