Archive for the ‘Can You Pick Up Some Milk On The Way Home?’ Category

Frank Franc’s Back

August 3, 2012

I like chickens.

I don’t really have any mind blowing insight on this development.

Just wanted to be hospitable.

If I was forced to write something about the return of F Squared I would say it’s probably a good thing for Bobby Parnell.  Clearly Bobby P. isn’t a closer.  His plateau has been reached as a setup man, which ain’t half bad compared to a lot of pitchers in the league.

He Never Listens

July 16, 2011

Carlos Beltran is not playing today due to flu like symptoms.

I tell him over and over and over again to wash his hands regularly.  He never listens…….hmpf.

My Second Violation Of Omerta

April 29, 2011

After Jason’s First True Love misplayed the ball that gave the Nats a 1-0 lead I texted him asking why Carlos was letting balls fly over his head. His response was golden. And true.

“I shouldn’t have been texting him in the middle of the game. But we are out of milk. My bad.”


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